Na jane is ajnabi shehar mein
Na jane is ajnabi shehar mein yeh pathar kis ne mara Faraz, Uski behen ko chodun seedha tatton par aa ke laga hai…
Category: Adult SMS
Bachiyon ko taar rahe hoon
Kisi harami dost ki yaad us waqt bohat aati hai, Jab aap akele hi Sexy Bachiyon ko taar rahe hoon… Aur Ye kehne kia liye taras rahe hon Bhenchod …
Bahir nahi nikalna Halaat Karab hai
Ufff… Thk gaya tumari diwar per charte charte, Sirf ye khane kia liye k, Bhosri kia bahir nahi nikalna Halaat Karab hai!
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… p
A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. …
Cheating kion ?
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Difference between stress, tension & panic
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant
Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…
Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI watch the apartment …
2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R …
