Chopaa hamara lund tumhara
Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lund choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein anari hoti hen. Ahtiyaat karein! QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai. Jo …
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Veena ki sister ki barat
Veena ki sister ki barat i thi Veena dulha k pas ja k shirt or bra utarney lgi Dulha(ghabra k): kia kr rahi ho? Veena: Ap ko doodh pilai …
Phir to aur pharni paregi
Ek acidnt me sardar ki gand phat jti ha Wo hospitl tnke lgwane jata ha Nrse:ktni khuli rakhni ha? Sardar:jitni apki ha. Nurse: “phir to aur pharni paregi.
Condom bhi sale karte hein
Sales Girl: Sorry sir, aap yahan cigrate nahi pee saktay… Customer: Lekin yeh cigrete tou mein ne isi shop se li hai? Sales Girl: Sir hum yahan condom bhi …
Quaid e azam k nukat
Quaide azam k nukat to tmhe lora nae yad hngey mere nuqaat hmesha yad rkhna: 1-Srkari kaam or tattay humesha latky rehty hain. 2-Ghareeb or mummay hamesha dbaye jaty …
2 Larkiyan Ek Mote Bachhe
2 Larkiyan Ek Mote Bachhe ka pait dekh kar boli, Oye Mottu Ye “Pani ka Cooler” kitne ka hai? Bachha ghusse me apni pent utar ker bola: Tooti samait …
May I Kiss U
Boy: May I Kiss U? Girl: No Boy: (Again) May I Kiss U? Girl: No Boy: (Ghussy se) May I Kiss U? Girl: Kutty Kameeny… Zabardasti Nhi Kr Sakta …
Khata ko maaf kar dena
Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena Sirf ye soch kar k . . . . . . . Tum meri jhaant ka bal bhe tera nahi kar saktay …
Veena Malik Interview
Kisi ko kisi se muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k nam pe muft chummiyan lety hain or mammy dabate hain. Veena malik interview dety dety ro pareen..
Siyasat or Sex may
Siyasat Or sex may Kya Cheez Common hai. . ,? . . . . . . Dono Me Umeed Waar Ka . . . . . . KHARA HONA …
