Funny Retirement Messages and Quotes
Funny retirement messages to write on a sweet card or to use in a speech? This post is a roller coaster ride through some of the silliest and funniest …
Category: Funny SMS
Motorcycle pe Larki
Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor se gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogea Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai? Pathan: nai Hum aisy hi …
New Style of Proposing
New style of proposing Boy: can i take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their mom looked when she was young. . . …
Just won 10 million in lottery
Man runs home shouting: Pack your bags honey, I just won 10 million in lottery. Wife: Do I pack for beach or resort? Man: Who cares! Just pack & …
Dedicate to all chain smokers
Teacher nay smoking ka nuksan batane kay liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gaya. Teacher: Ap ne kya seekha? Student: Smoking se pait kay keeray …
Today is recharging day
Today is recharging day… So recharge my cell Rs: 20 = Nice Friend Rs: 50 = Sweet Friend Rs: 150 = Cute Friend rs: 250 = Good Friend Rs: …
A lollipop said to a chocolate!
A lollipop said to a chocolate “damn we`re sweet”. D chocolate replies “u think we`re sweet, u should see the person reading this msg” Searched Wordslolipop choclat msglolipop sayrlollipop …
The human brain is amazing
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born & only stops when we take exams.
Personality and attitude
Don ’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you. Searched Wordsatitude personality smsmy personality msz
I wish memories were like text messages
I wish memories were like text messages. I could delete the ones I don ’t like, and save the ones I love.
