Funny Retirement Messages and Quotes
Funny retirement messages to write on a sweet card or to use in a speech? This post is a roller coaster ride through some of the silliest and funniest …
Category: Funny SMS
Motorcycle pe Larki
Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor se gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogea Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai? Pathan: nai Hum aisy hi …
New Style of Proposing
New style of proposing Boy: can i take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their mom looked when she was young. . . …
Just won 10 million in lottery
Man runs home shouting: Pack your bags honey, I just won 10 million in lottery. Wife: Do I pack for beach or resort? Man: Who cares! Just pack & …
Dedicate to all chain smokers
Teacher nay smoking ka nuksan batane kay liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gaya. Teacher: Ap ne kya seekha? Student: Smoking se pait kay keeray …
Today is recharging day
Today is recharging day… So recharge my cell Rs: 20 = Nice Friend Rs: 50 = Sweet Friend Rs: 150 = Cute Friend rs: 250 = Good Friend Rs: …
A lollipop said to a chocolate!
A lollipop said to a chocolate “damn we`re sweet”. D chocolate replies “u think we`re sweet, u should see the person reading this msg”
The human brain is amazing
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born & only stops when we take exams.
Personality and attitude
Don ’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.
I wish memories were like text messages
I wish memories were like text messages. I could delete the ones I don ’t like, and save the ones I love.
