My eyes during an exam: () () Teacher walks by me: (v_v) Teacher Walks Away: ()
Category: Funny SMS
My emotions during the week… MONDAY 🙁 TUESDAY :-/ WEDNESDAY 😐 THURSDAY 🙂 FRIDAY 😀 SATURDAY ^_^ SUNDAY : -___-
CONGRATULATIONS.Ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw ur phone against the wall then assemble the pieces….
I wish my life was like using a computer. I would refresh my mind, delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes, save all the happy moments & block …
Weekends are a bit like rainbows… they cheer u up on gloomy days & look great from a distance. But when u get up close they just disappear 🙁
Social networks set bad examples to kids. They encourage writing on peoples walls, poking random friends, and actually wanting to be followed by strangers!
If ur boyfriend only wants u for ur Breast, Thighs, & Legs; Send Him To KFC. You ’re a lady, not a cheap value meal!
Making 1000 friends on facebook in a year is not a miracle, keeping 1 friend for a lifetime is!
BEST EXCUSE 4 NOT TEXTING A FRIEND: Ive been diagnosed with Methylchloroisothiazolinonephobia, a phobia of texting.It took weeks to write this msg.Honest 😉
Fact of life, After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..