I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light & see which ones are fake or real.
Category: Funny SMS
–v^—v^—v^______________________v^—v^— For a second there, I was bored to death!
MYSTERY OF LIFE: Women can walk around for endless hours carrying 10 shopping bags in each hand, yet can ’t find the strength to open a damn jar.
Miss Bored 100 Percentbored Road, Boredville, Greater Boredom, BOR ED1 Planet Killmenow
It ’s Friday the 13th, where ’s my hockey mask and machete?
FAIRY TALES “Once upon a time… and they lived happily ever after” REAL LIFE “They lived happily ever after… once upon a time”.
HUSBAND: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! WIFE: kitchen, living room, dinning room, your shirt, YOU!
A wife is throwing darts at husband ’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly she received call from him “Hi,wot ru doin?” Her honest reply… “MISSING U”
My girlfriend always complains that I don ’t take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Petrol Station.
2days weather forcast is up 2 u: it wud b cloudy if u frown,rainy if u cry,clear if ur happy & sunny if u smile! SO lets have a …