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Category: Funny SMS
I ’M WARNING YOU… don ’t mess with me today! I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, thats alot to think about. So here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME
The word “IMPERFECT” actually spells “I ’M PERFECT.” Because everyone is perfect in their own imperfect ways.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that ’s where you get your crap ideas from!
There are three rings in a marriage… the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
Love is like a plant. It keeps on growing and growing but, if you stop caring for it, it slowly dies.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?… Dead ends
Distance and time mean nothing, when someone means everything.
When you ’re stressed, you eat cake, ice cream, chocolate & sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.