Don ’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does
Category: Funny SMS
3 men eating breakfast with their wives, 1st man sed,pass the honey honey 2nd man sed,pass the sugar sugar & 3rd man sed,pass the milk,you big fat cow!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hareline.
Q. Why shouldn ’t you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A. Because you get a Hot Cross bunny.
Your 100% beautiful Your 100% lovely Your 100% sweet Your 100% nice & your 100% stupid to believe these words!
Ek shadi me dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj daj k aaya Kisi ne pocha k kya aap dolha hain? Us ny kaha “G Nahi M Semi Final me …
Bush on 14-12-2008 Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December…. The Lethal “10 Number kay jootay” Now he says “America will attack all those …
Mujhe aksar sitaron se ye he awaz ati hai, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So ja !!! Subha uthty hoye …
Kia Aap jante hen k “Pop corn” garam taway pr keu uchalte hen ?????? Kadi tashreef rakho na taway te… Aap-e- pata lag jay ga.