Category: Funny SMS
Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne dost ko balance deta hai, Kamyabi hamesha us kia kadam chomti hai… ||(‘:’) |;.:.(> hai koi |–
10 Caror ka Sawal Agar raat ko aap kya 1 taraf Katrina Kaif leti hue ho or dusri taraf koi Pathan to aap kis ki taraf moo kar kya …
Jis ko chaha faraz ne wo kisi aur ki ho gayi, Lo batao yaaro! Apne faraz kia sath bhi topi ho gai… no strings attached movie in hd
Aj ager ap ko kahe kia aap … Khubsoorat, smart or Genious ho to rakh kia moun pe thaper dena, Or kehna: Badtameez! Musalman April fool nahi manaty 😉
Ek aurat coma mein chali gayi shohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala. Rastey mein janaza khambay se takraney se aurat ko hosh aa gaya. 1 Saal baad, Aurat phir …
Wife: Agar mein gum ho jaon tu tum kia kero gye? Husband: Mai akhbar mein ishtehar donga. Wife: Kya likhwao gye? Husband: Jino labi odi…
Samandar mila tu barish ko bhol gaye, Daulat mii tu sab ko bhol gaye, Baray ajeeb hain yah duniya wale, Sheela mili tu Munni ko bhol gayae…
Hard working people kya liye Good News next year… 1st May 14th August 11th September aur… 25th December Sab Sunday ko hein :p
Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look …
Meri ankhon mein dard ka jo rang hai, Wah wah wah… Meri ankhon mein dard ka jo rang hai, 50 ka easy load kerva de hath bohat tang hai.