Teacher: to Student: Home work kyun nahi kya?
Student: Sir, Light nahi thi.
Teacher: To Mombatti jala leta.
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi thi.
Teacher: Kyun?
Student: Mandir mein rakhi thi.
Teacher: To le aata
Student: Nahaya ahi tha Sir…
Teacher: Nahaya kyun nahi tha?
Student: Paani nahi tha sir…
Teacher: Paani kyun nahi tha?
Student: Sir, Motor nahi chal rahi thi.
Teacher: Oho! ab motor ko kya hua tha?
Student: Kitni bar bolun light nahi thi…
