Category: Sardar SMS
Sardar to his friend, ask me anything i will answers in english… friend: agrbati di english das??? sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita, if 32… ;-> Searched …
Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese …
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai. SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:Wo Q? 1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha or me usy Daad dy rha tha …
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂
Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum …
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya. Sab ne puchha “kya hua ?” Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, “Gehoon-Le-Lo” unho ne samjha, “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo” =P ;->
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai. Wajah? Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhey Thy. Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola O Mama …
Sardar ne lerki se jhagra karte karte nechay ungli kardi, Lerki Boli: Teri yeh himmat? Sardar Bola: Tum ne hi to kaha kia ungli nechay ker kia baat kero. …
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H …