Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations:
Q) At Market: Hey! what are you doing here?
A) Don’t you know! I sell vegetables here…
Q) In Bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet, Sorry did that hurt?
A) Not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again?
Q) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call: Sorry! where you sleeping?
A) No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was Sleeping? how silty!
Q) When you see a friend with evidently short hair: Hay! have you had a haircut?
A) Nah! It’s autumn season, I’m Shedding… :p